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    Eagle eye Sniper I JUST CAN’T GET GOING IN THE MORNING. THAT COULD BE YOUR VALVES. REALLY? HAVE YOU HAD YOUR PUMP CHECKED LATELY? BY A SPECIALIST. I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT IT BECAUSE WHEN THAT GOES, YOU DIE RIGHT ON THE SPOT. OH GOD, I KNOW. HMM. DO YOU EVER OVERHEAT AND STALL GOING UP STEEP HILLS? I DON’T BELIEVE SO. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE A MAJOR OVERHAUL, CHECK EVERYTHING INSIDE AND OUT. DO YOU LEAK MUCH? SEVERAL TIMES A DAY. HMM, THAT’S NO GOOD, IS IT? EVERY PLACE YOU GO, YOU LEAVE THOSE UNSIGHTLY PUDDLES. GETS SO YOUR NEIGHBORS CRINGE WHEN THEY SEE YOU PULLING UP THEIR DRIVEWAY. WHAT ABOUT YOUR REAR END? WHAT ABOUT IT? DOES YOUR REAR END MAKE NOISE? THAT’S A BIT PERSONAL, ISN’T IT? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, I AM UP TO HERE IN MY WORK BUT WHAT I WILL DO I’LL LUBE IT UP. I’LL GET INSIDE THERE AND ROOTAROUND AND FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. I HAVE THE BEST TOOL IN TOWN. TRUST ME, I’LL DO A THOROUGH JOB. MEANWHILE, HERE’S WHAT I’D LIKE YOU TO DO AN HOUR BEFORE YOU GET GOING IN THE MORNING, DRAIN OUT YOUR WATER, FLUSH IT OUT OF THERE COMPLETELY, TAKE IN A LOT OF OIL, THEN GREASE UP THAT BACK END, GET OUT ON THE HIGHWAY AND GO AS FAST AS YOU CAN FOR NINE OR MILES. REALLY? YES. NO NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THIS TO ME BEFORE. AS I SAY, I AM A PROFESSIONAL. I CAN LICK ANY REAR END PROBLEM YOU CAN BRING ME. IN FACT, I DO A LOT OF CELEBRITIES TOO. JUST LAST WEEK, I REAMED OUT ROGER MOORE. HE WAS TOTALLY SATISFIED. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE’S COMING BACK NEXT WEEKEND FOR A COMPLETE REAR END JOB. OH. BREAK’S OVER. COME ON, LET’S MOVE IT, PEOPLE. TONIGHT. YOU WANNA PASS THOSE TESTS, GET IN THERE AND DO SOME WORK. LET’S GO. WHY DON’T WE GO SOMEPLACE AND TALK? UM, YEAH, I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT. IT’S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA. YEAH. HEY, LOOK, I THINK WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT, AND I’M SORRY. WHY DON’T WE SHAKE HANDS AND WE’LL WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN? NOW, LOOK, MISTER I’LL BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU. I HATE YOUR ASS. OH, COME ON, THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. SHUT UP. I’M TEACHING THIS HEAD CLASS BECAUSE YOU GOT ME DEMOTED. THAT’S RIGHT, YOU SCREWED UP MY PROMOTION MY CAREER. AND NOW I’M GONNA SCREW THINGS UP FOR YOU. SOUNDS FAIR. YOU JUST WATCH YOURSELF. I’LL CRUSH YOU. OKAY, BUT JUST AS LONG AS WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS, OKAY? MRS. HOUK? WHAT’S A MAN DOING IN THE LADIES’ ROOM? THIS IS THE MEN’S ROOM. OH. WHY IS MY BACK ALL WET? BEFORE YOU GO HOME TONIGHT, WE’RE GOING TO TAKE A LOOK AT A LITTLE FILM ON TRAFFIC SAFETY ENTITLED “BLOOD FLOWS RED ON THE HIGHWAY.” ALL RIGHT! DEPUTY MORRIS. Every day millions of kids happily go to school. They look forward to another day of learning with their friends. Unfortunately, some of these kids will never make it to their classrooms. A thoughtless motorist who stopped for a couple of quick drinks for the road will cause a senseless tragedy, a tragedy that could have been avoided had he used some common sense. But it’s too late for that now. Traffic fatalities are increasing everywhere. And that’s why blood flows red on the highway. Here we see another accident. Two trucks collide with a Toyota. Their passengers thrown from the car

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