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    Mercenary MY DAD’S COMING BACK ON SATURDAY, AND I GOTTA PICK HIM UP IN HIS CAR. SO WHAT? “SO WHAT?” I DON’T HAVE IT. IT’S IMPOUNDED, A BRAND NEW MERCEDES. MY DAD’S GONNA KILL ME. HE’S GONNA OPEN EVERYTHING THAT’S CLOSED AND CLOSE EVERYTHING THAT’S OPEN. DON’T WORRY SO MUCH. LISTEN, WE’LL GO DOWN TO THE VIDEO STORE AND WE’LL RENT “TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.” THAT WILL RELAX YOU. COME ON. HI. OH, UH BLESS YOU. OH, SORRY. UH THIS IS JOJO. I’M A PUPPETEER. OH, I HAVE TO GO. THAT’S MY SISTER. SHE’S A SISTER. OH, THERE’S MY BUS. I GOTTA GO. NONSENSE. TONIGHT WE’RE TRAVELING IN STYLE. TAXI! YOU HEARD HER. TAXI! TAXI RIGHT HERE. HO, YEAH. STEP TO THE REAR, PLEASE. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. DRIVER, TAKE US TO THE NEAREST NUCLEAR POWER PLANT. MY PANTS ARE FULL OF URANIUM. NOT BAD. AFTER I GOT MY DOCTORATE IN PHYSICS, I WORKED AS A STROLLING VIOLINIST IN A HUNGARIAN RESTAURANT FOR A WHILE. OH, COME ON. NO, I REALLY DID. THERE’S A LOT OF PEOPLE WITH ADVANCED DEGREES THAT CAN’T GET JOBS IN THEIR FIELD. WELL, AT LEAST YOU FOUND YOUR FIELD. MYSELF, I WENT TO FIVE COLLEGES, CHANGED MAJORS SEVEN TIMES, AND I HAD ABOUT JOBS SINCE I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL. THAT’S QUITE A SUCCESS STORY. WELL, I HAVE TO BE AT THE LAB EARLY TOMORROW, SO I OH, I FORGOT WHERE I PUT MY KEYS. SPACED OUT AGAIN? GUESS SO. MAYBE. WELL, I GUESS I’D BETTER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE. NOW DIDN’T THAT EASE THE TENSION? I’M A FOREST RANGER. I’M JUST TAKING SOME WORK HOME FOR THE WEEKEND. HELLO. JUST ONE SECOND HERE. JUST A FEW MORE THINGS. OKAY, NOW WE’RE ON OUR WAY. EXCUSE ME, I’VE BEEN DOING A LITTLE EARLY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING OKAY, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP. I’M DECLARING THIS BUS A NATIONAL FOREST. PLEASE ACT ACCORDINGLY. PLANTS COMING THROUGH. LOOK OUT HEY, HANDS OFF THE FICUS, LADY! DON’T GRAB THE BRANCHES. IT COULD BE A BIRD’S HOME SOMEDAY. HEY, IT’S NOT AN ASHTRAY. PLANTS ARE PEOPLE TOO! DANA, I NEEDED THAT SHIPMENT FROM YOU. WELL, SOME GEEKS TOOK MY DRIVER’S LICENSE AWAY. THAT’S NOT MY PROBLEM. EITHER YOU BRING THAT SHIPMENT BY FRIDAY OR YOU CAN FORGET THE WHOLE ACCOUNT. WELL PUT. RIGHT TO THE POINT.

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